"I am sorry I commented here how much I would be your sex slave, but then I realized you are straight. You have a nice cock and body, I would love to be cuckolded by you and I am sorry if I am offending you in saying so."
"Mmmmmmmm I'd lick that cock up and down your throbbing shaft and all around your pulsing head till you are dripping pre cum on my lips and tongue until you explode a nice river of cum in my mouth"