"Hey, cuckold, in the year since we've been dating, 100+ men have been in this hole, and you've licked it with pleasure every time. Do you really think I'll change my attitude toward you after you sucked a black guy? Come home, and we'll prepare you for the loss of your anal virginity."
"What would it be like to have Kelly as a daughter? Isn't she the most charming girl imaginable? I would take her shopping for Lingerie every evening."
"I found it funny - and then frustrating - that each of the girls had the hots for Joey at some point, but never gave in, which is weird considering Joeys very successful score-rate"