"This may be Aunt Dorrie's last hurrah at out family reunions. Dad has a low ball offer from Achmed the Whore Vendor. Her haggard look is an asset in the Mideast and soon she will be mouthing smelly thick Arab cocks!"
"Sis complained that I never invited her to my parties. OK, her she is on her 15th suck job, looking a little tired. Man up bitch, the line of boners stretches around the block!"