"She makes me reach for my penis, her hairy cunt has it stirring, her thick thighs have got me hard, her fat, saggy stretch marked belly has me aroused and wanking, thinking about fucking her, those pendulous breasts with huge dark areolas have my balls tightening as I think of my mouth sucking on them, then to get my sperm pumping I'd be snogging her while tonguing her gummy teeth, ohhh, just cum."