""Um Riley, last night I made out with your Daddy. Sorry." "WHAT?! You did?!" "Yeah, I was really drunk but we just made out and I just gave him a handjob. Sorry." "Nah, well that's ok." "Really?!" "Yeah. I was really really drunk last night at the reception too." "Sorry." "Yeah. Well last night I fucked both of your brothers, made out with your sister, had a threesome with your parents and your Grandmother spent the night in my hotel room. We fully made out, licked and ate her 75 year old yummy pussy to multiple orgasms, sat on her face and drenched it with my pussy juices, 69, and I fucked her senseless with my 12" strap on dildo in all her holes. She's still tied to my bed, blindfolded too. Wanna do her with me after this? She's a great fuck." "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!""