"Miyuki and my wife should get together. My wife has a penchant for fucking the guys that I hate the most--especially my rivals at work. Like Miyuki, my wife is most sexually attracted to assholes. I like how the assholes she fucks have a tendency to brag at work about how they fucked my wife and how she said they're so much better in bed than I am. I know she tells the assholes who fuck her that they're better than I, so they are only telling the truth."