"I'm allowed to jerk off to her starting at 8am, but I'm not allowed to cum until 5pm, and after that she kicks me in the balls so many times that I don't want to jerk off for a few hours."
"Too funny...From reading, accurate, but....well, I'll leave it at that..grinning. Whew, seems I'm a sigma male, though labels mean zip, though again, funny to read. Nice post."