"Fucking ASSHOLE that Plug, bro! Anus-bounce on that motherfucker till you pass the point of no return and rectally swallow the bell and enjoy your "Fully-jammed Anus-high"!"
"What a great view. I just know how great you feel when even the slightest motion strains that already majorly stretched (and Butthole-juiced!) Pump-strap and causes it to stim your Anal Load-hole!"
"Holy fuck, bro--it must feel great walking around feeling the girth and heft of such an inappropriately massive Scrotal pump-Bagg! How do you pump so fecken huge without getting blisters? I blister even wet-pumping. Damn."