"Mon ex est devenu accro aux blacks quand elle a compris que je ne lui donnerai jamais d orgasme, ma copine a fini par en venir a la meme conclusion.."
"A few years, and several hundred matches later, she updated the opening line of her bio to, "Just here to cheat on my husband, cuz he's sooo shitty in bed lol"."
"Your wife gushed about her date afterwards while cuddling up with you. She happily described everything they did together, and she certainly didn't regret anything!"