"Looking so lovely in that dress Zoe! I assume you are at the racing, but it wouldn't surprise me if that was loads of horny men who were there to see your beautiful face and sexy body in that dress!"
"Most people say their wedding day was the happiest day of their life because they get to marry their best friend, blah blah blah.... it was the happiest day of her life because her new husband introduced her to the BBC lifestyle with 3 black guys waiting in their honeymoon suite."