"It was a set up, he was one of the guys from the bar you liked to hang out at. You talked your wife out of reporting it because all our friends would stop talking to us. So she didn’t tell anyone, even after it kept happening."
"Your wife disappeared at the party, she showed up after twenty minutes and gave you a French kiss. That evening you got this in a text message. It was then that you realized why he was smirking at you for the rest of the evening."