"Knock, knock, knock. "Yes?" "Hi, I'm Elizabeth, your neighbor down the street at 169." "Hi Elizabeth, my name is Mrs. Duncan but you can call me Miranda." "Okay. Um, my Mommy wanted me to come over and welcome you to the neighborhood, so welcome to the neighborhood." "Thanks Elizabeth, nice to meet you." "Okay, just so you know, all my friends call me a slut because I am the neighborhood fucktoy, well and my Mommy too and we both really really love to lick, finger and eat pussy, love to roleplay, outdoor fucking, strap-ons, blindfolds and handcuffs, spankings, group sex, whatever, and we also do girl/girl shows and threesomes if your daughter is looking for some girl loving too." "Okay then, good to know." "Our numbers are on your fridge in your basement and we're available anytime." "Okay. Umm..." "So, wanna bury your face and tongue between my amazing breasts first Mommy or do you want me to lick, finger and eat you first?" "Oh god help me.""