"At a very young age, Nancy was reading one of her Mommy's women's magazines when she read an article about the benefits of sperm, both medicinally and physically. Rubbing sperm all over your face would make your skin much healthier, smoother and shinier with all the vitamins in sperm and drinking lots of sperm every single day would make your breasts grow much larger, harder and firmer with all the protein in sperm. With the help of a nurse neighbor who also moonlights at a private sperm bank, Nancy to this day gets about 20-30 ounces of sperm every single day and rubs it in but mostly drinks it."