"Kimmie honey, your prom dates are here. Okay Mommy, thanks Mommy! Mommy, how do I look? Really nice honey, really nice. Aww thanks Mommy! Um Kimmie, why do you have three prom dates, like three enormous, like I mean massive black men, like really really much older black men as your prom dates honey? Really? Oh c'mon Mommy. Three holes, three enormously hung black Daddy's. Duh. Gramma got them for me. She's the best. Gotta go, love ya! Okay Kimmie, have a good time. Wait, OH MY GOD! KIMMIE, GET BACK HERE! FUCK!!!"