"Um Coach, I think you've applied more than enough sunscreen on me, again. Oh no Alyssa honey. I've missed a few spots kiddo. Um Coach, you've done my bum like 5 or 6 times already. Oh, have I? Silly me. Well we do have to be careful of a hot ass, um I mean a hot sun. Yeah, right Coach. When I'm done, you're doing me. Again Coach? Yup, front and back, top to bottom. Oh god help me."