"Hi Mr. Duncan. Hey Mrs. Lloyd, girls, but please call me Damien. Mr. Duncan makes me sounds so old. Sorry Damien. Please, call me Brooke. Not a problem Brooke, girls. Anyway, you all wanted to talk to me? (Why are they all glancing at my crotch?!) Yes Mr. Duncan, um Damien. Listen Damien, We just heard a nasty nasty rumor about you mister. Oh yeah? Well it's all true. Well we certainly hope so mister because we are all in the mood for a biggie. Oh. We haven't had biggies since all of us all shared several while we were all on vacation in Jamaica last winter. Now THAT was a fun fun trip! Oh, okay then, whatever. So, what rumor? Well, we just overheard from the Minister's 82 year old wife Mrs. Armstrong that you have a really really big dick and we were... WHAT?! MRS. LLOYD?! It's Brooke and we were all wondering if it is true. What?! I am not answering that question. Heavens me! Oh c'mon Damien. So, is it true mister? MRS. LLOYD?! Tell us please. Oh god, okay fine. Yeah, it's true. Good. How big is it? What?! Tell us please. Fine. It's ten and a half inches, really thick, veiny and uncut. Good. Great actually. Um Damien sir, can you do us all a favor, please? Sure, anything. What's up? Well after this party, can you give us all a ride? Sure. Where to? Somewhere on the golf course. What, what do you mean? Well after this party take us somewhere on this golf course that my husband manages and fuck us all senseless, like really really hard with your great big uncut black donkey dick in all our holes mister like over and over. WHAT?! Oh, and do us all like really hard, in every hole and make us call you Daddy when you fuck us all in every hole senseless Daddy. Please Daddy, please Daddy?. OH GOD HELP ME! Well Mr. Duncan, um we mean Daddy? Oh god, I am so going to hell for this. Okay."
"Beautiful. My daughter loves me enough to taste the seeds that made her. Now she's asking me to plant those seeds inside her like I did to her mother 20 years ago. Who am I to disappoint my beautiful daughter."