"When the young lad from next door told me he was not having any luck having sex with the girls his age, I told him to stay there. Then I went and got undressed and came back and told him, I knew I might not have the body of them young girls, but if he wanted to have sex with me he could."
"Hubby I brought these for you today, would you like to try them on? they were the nearest women's knickers I could find that looked like men's pants. If you like them I could always buy you some other colours and maybe some sexier ones?"