"Members of your older congregation might share your history and lust. Timely visits in the late afternoon might find some of them a bit tipsy and open to sharing confession from choices not all that long ago."
"The lady in the flower dress seems to have the right idea. It seems that this posture and pose is familiar to her, and she needs only a little prompt. Her third husband will be eager to expand their group of friends and especially their pastor who is eager to bless them with his hands"
"One, then Two, and then recording Three becomes a possibility, opening the door to Four or more, with Deacons and Missions all lending a hand, and lips, and hips"