""Um excuse me miss?"
"Yes?"
"Hi, I'm Karen."
"Sarah."
"Hi Sarah. So, um, can I lick and eat your pussy?"
"WHAT?!"
"Please?"
"Is this for your husband or some kind of joke?"
"NO! No, it's just for me. I promised myself once I turned 50, I was going to eat a pussy."
"Oh. Um, why me?"
"Well your young, hot, and your chest is really big too."
"Thanks!"
"Well?"
"Ok, but only if I can call you Mommy."
"Oh god. Ok, let's go.""