""Doctor, are you REALLY sure that this will help me with my complexion? What a hot mess. Jeez." "Absolutely Miranda. Don't your sisters, brother, Mommy and Gramma all have perfect skin?" "Yes Doctor, yes they do but Gramma too? Oh my gosh, she's like 85 years old." "Especially your Gramma Miranda. Because of her advanced age, she gets 2 loads, um I mean treatments every day and on weekends I give her multiple loads, um I mean treatments orally and internally as well. Now just rub all that in and I'll see you again next Tuesday at the same time, okay?" "Okay Doctor, thanks." "Oh, wait a sec. Let me take a few pictures so I can jerk off, um I mean so I can insert them into your file.""