"Knock, knock, knock. "Yes?" "Hi, I'm Miranda, your neighbor down the street at 169." "Hi Miranda." "Um, my Mommy wanted me to come over and welcome you to the neighborhood, so welcome to the neighborhood." "Thanks Miranda, nice to meet you." "Okay, just so you know, all my friends call me randy because I am the neighborhood fucktoy, well and my Mommy too and we both really really love to suck cocks, love it in every hole, always swallow but also like facials and cum baths, roleplay, outdoor fucking, spankings, gangbangs, whatever, and we also do girl/girl shows and threesomes if your wife is looking for some girl loving too." "Okay then, good to know." "Our numbers are on your fridge in your basement and we're available anytime." "Okay. Umm..." "So, wanna blowjob, Daddy?" "Oh god help me.""