"My show on Nick was originally to be called "My Clitoris Explains Itt All" !!! However sponsors got cold feet and the name as changed to "Clarissa Explains It All" I hope you weren't jerking to Melissa Joan Hart and her co-stars because they were barely ripe !!!!"
"The titleSS Beth Behrs will always play second fiddle to the Hebrew Hu-Cow, Kat Dennings. But Beth does possess one fine-ass, ass that requires in-depth exploration by my talented tongue !!!"