"if i'd be with you there in your garden, i'd push you gently backwards- while kissing you passionately- until your calves touch the platform of that chair. nom i'd push you gently down on the platform of the chair until you are sitting. i'd turn around my back towards you, gently pushing your hands away from your gorgeous dick, taking it in my hand for setting it at my sphincter and i'd ask you whisperingly: "mind if i take a seat, cherie?""