"On the very first day of our vacation in the Dominican, our daughter Angel wanted to go for a walk along the beach. Gone for a couple of hours, my wife told me to go find her so we could all go for some lunch. When I got to the end of the beach, I finally found her, with 40-50 other enormously hung black Daddys waiting their turns. When I got back to my wife, she asked me where she was and I said, "She's already having lunch, lots and lots of lunch, making friends and um, whatnot." "Aww, that's so sweet. Alyssa honey, why don't you go find your big sister and you can make some friends too." "Okay Mommy. Bye!" "WHAT?! OH MY GOD! NO!!! GET BACK HERE!!!""