"Hey baby, why dont you grab a few buddies for the ball game tonight - i'll sort beer and pizza and you can thank me later by gangbanging the fcuk out of me"
"I told her there was no way she could make me look like a real woman.She said she could ,if not she would do anything I said,,and I had to do what she said if she could pull it off.Well here I am ,she was as good as she said so I am going to be sucking some cocks as payment"