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Somehow44

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Back just the way you like.

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Signed up: 10 months and 4 days ago
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Gender: Male
Birth: 21/03/1969

Location: Palau

Last Online: 9 hours ago

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1avanda Comments: 13	Commented on Jan 19, 2026 "" Um... did you really beat up that boy to take his candy and bring it to me? Because you wanted another blowjob? ... Ugh... I meant the candy I want is in your balls... But thanks... ""

1avanda Comments: 13	Commented on Jan 19, 2026 "â€œ ...This olive oil just didn't want to wash off in the sea water! I'm driving home right now with tits that shine like a fucking slut. Listen, I need to buy some proper lube. You'll be home tonight, right? What? Extend your Roblox Premium? Okay...â€"

1avanda Comments: 13	Commented on Jan 19, 2026 "My aunt, who works in a bar, once invited me to visit her so she could treat me to a secret cocktail, but I wasn't supposed to tell my parents about it. I thought it would be some kind of strong alcoholic drink, but when she started tying her hair back in a ponytail, I realized that I was actually going to be the one treating her to a shot."

CryBabyBrat Comments: 13	Commented on Jan 16, 2026 ""What's wrong, babe?" My girlfriend says, her tits completely lathered in brat slobber and snot. She's been feeding my little brother ALL DAY..."

SpoiledHungRic Comments: 46	Commented on Jan 15, 2026 "My crazy old racist grandma lives in a rich white old folks home. I used to only visit to get more in her will until I saw one of the poor workers begging his peaktits bimbolips sister to wait in the car for his shift to end. I had a better idea what she should do so I gave a bad attempt at an innocent act, bouncing my heavy bratbulge the whole time, and invited her to wait with me, making faces at the polite reply from the trapped loser employee as we walked away with my hand groping her ass playfully. A little later, just a few minutes before the end of his shift, that same cuck got told heâ€™d have to stay late to clean up a huge mess in my grandmaâ€™s apartment. When he got up there the place reeked of piss, girlcum and bratjizz. His sister was on the couch with me, kissing my neck as we both stifled giggles. She pointed to the kitchen where her beta brother would be spending the next few hours making minimum wage scrubbing spooge, squirt and smegma off the ceiling, then piss, spit, throatslime and whatever was knocked from the counters off the floor and finally, some drawings I did of the fun I was having off the walls. The whole time listening to me laughing like a demented demon brat and her apologizing over the desperate moans and wet shlucking of my bratdick getting worshipped like it deserves. â€œSorry bro gluklk gluk ahhh we uhh definitely muahh donâ€™t know what happened. guughh Must have been his ancient, sluuurrppp bedridden mmmmh grandma getting up and making suuuch a dirrty smooch nasty smooch mess! gluk gluk glukkkâ€"

SpoiledHungRic Comments: 46	Commented on Jan 15, 2026 "For years you tried to simp most of your tiny paycheck only to solo working egirls but, the power of the cuckvirgin seething as your favorites fell one by one to the nastiest alpha pipsqueaks, broke you completely. You subbed at the highest tier of my shotafans. Extremely expensive for you but it was the only way to watch the streams where most of them had been tamed and broken live by my obnoxiously oversized, stinky shotashaft, which you did endlessly. You paid even more to enter the contest to be the one who gets to oil up the baddies for my content and for once, you actually won! But you never win, idiot, because I thought it would be funny for your dumb, cowtits mom to be the milfy cocksleeve for your shoot. I told her to not tell you so your live reaction was priceless lmaooo the super pathetic disappointed crying followed by a hilarious punch to your loser balls as another surprise. Now run faster you useless faggot, keep up with my golf cart, you need to spray more oil on your mommyâ€™s fat funbags. idgaf how heavy all the oil youâ€™re carrying is wimpy bitch, Iâ€™m going to need it. And make sure to get the undersides of her huge twerptoys and plenty between her giant shota owned cheeks. I like my rides slippery."

JoannieQ Comments: 48	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "SENDING PICTURES OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT OUTFITS TO MY LITTLE MAN THATS ABOUT HAVE HIS BIRTHDAY MILESTONE, THE BIG 11, JUST SO HE CAN PICK WHAT HE WANTS ME TO WEAR WHILE HE STUFFS WITH HIS BIG 11 INCHER." Vmesteveselee \| Dec 22, 2025 This little braggart has already sent your photos to his friends who will be at his birthday party, and you have no idea that the outfits are chosen by vote. Be prepared to be the most anticipated guest at the party, because according to the results of the vote, forty-two out of fifty brats who will be at the party liked this bikini and white shirt. Don't forget that unbuttoning even one button on it in advance would be a bad idea, unless you want to try the cake before their little penises do.

JoannieQ Comments: 48	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "CONSIDER THIS PART OF MY VIDEO RESIGNATION FROM YOUR CRUMMY LITTLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! YOUVE BEEN RIDING MY ASS ALL SCHOOL YEAR, BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS BEEN RIDING MY ASS ALL SCHOOL YEAR? THE STUDENTS IN DETENTION . LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE LITTLE TROUBLE MAKER THATS BEEN IN DETENTION HAS BEEN INSIDE ME. I TOLD YOU I WASNT GOOD AT THAT JOB, BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN. HAVE FUN WITH THE PR NIGHTMARE THATS COMING, BECAUSE THOSE KIDS TOOK LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF VIDEOS."

JoannieQ Comments: 48	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "THE FITTING ROOM AT THE END OF THE WOMENS SECTION, PAPI. DITCH YOUR MAMACITA AND COME GIVE ME YOUR THICK CHORIZO, PAPI. I NEED MY WHITE ASS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH YOUR UNDERAGE ORCHATA." Somehow44 \| Dec 22, 2025 Getting a latina babysitter was the best thing that ever happened. Not only was she stacked with a huge phat ass, it only took her two nights to become my go-to cumdump. I guess elementary school kids with knee-length cocks are her weakness, cause she started sending me these messages at all times. Now I have to ditch my mom at the mall and go make a mess in that changeroom~

JoannieQ Comments: 48	Commented on Dec 22, 2025 "OH, A MEXICAN? I LOVE MEXICANS! WHY DO THINK IM WITH THIS BAD BITCH? SHES MEXICAN JUST LIKE YOU. TELL YOU WHAT, KID. WE WONT TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOUVE BEEN SLAPPING STRANGERS ASSES, BUT ONLY IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, BUT REALLY REALLY HARD THIS TIME. MY PUTA HERE WILL EVEN PULL HER LEGGINGS ALL THE WAY DOWN SO YOU CAN HIT BARE ASS. HOW ABOUT IT? AND WHO KNOW? IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT ASS WOBBLE HARD ENOUGH, WELL LET SLAP US WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR HANDS."

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