"no need to get undressed luv, a quick spunk in your mouth, over your face and down your blouse and you can get straight back to ironing that tie you just chucked on the floor"
"happy 60th birthday to the voluptuous, vancouver vixen tina tyler; here fifteen years younger cementing her case as the clear-cut cougar of the century, in heat and on the prowl for a mate she easily seduced me back to her lair, and with the aroma of her pubes still in my nose, the taste of her cum on my breath, the sight of her sexy stocking legs spread for my cock, the feeling of her tight pussy on my stiff throbbing dick with my paws all over her ass and tits, and the sounds of her moaning as she begged to get fucked, until i let out an arousing roar and with one final clap of her cheeks, i went balls deep, making her suck in her teeth, her canadian cunt getting roped with my skeet"
""no need to apolgise sir, this isn't the first time i've had to treat a snake bite in an embarrassing place, it happens twice a week here in ireland.""