""hello, room service? yes, can you send me a creepy old man as soon s possible please? yes, it's for a fantasy, yes he will need a big cock""
""well yes, you're absolutely right, it has a soft and spongy texture, like a balloon full of water, it has a pointy bit, yes, i pulled on the pointy bit and now i'm sort of rotating it around and around, no, she hasn't woken up yet""