"I jokingly told the neighborhood women that " I will work for sex "....one asked to fix her dishwasher ( a loose water line ...hhmm ? ) , and we fucked...another asked me to fix her hot-tub ( a simple blown-fuse at the breaker box...hhmm ? ) , and we fucked...sure do miss those neighbors now"
"I was 15 and working a summer job , mom took a job too ( for the first time ) and hired a baby-sitter for the rest of the family...came home early once and found the sitter going thru my room...she really had a nice ass"
"my girl-friend claims she enjoyed anal back in high school ( hhmm , what a coincidence , so did I ) , she been married twice and both of her ex's never bothered trying anal on her ( and she really has the ass for it ) , but when we tried it , I got stuck like this too ( drove me wild , couldn't get it all in )....will have olive oil next time"