"What was great about fucking in the desert is that you knew all the women were generally medically cleared and on Depo-Provera implants. Couldn't get them pregnant, and just about the worst thing you could get could be solved with antibiotics. General Order 1A at that time only covered cohabitation after midnight, so if you both worked nights... it didn't cover cohabitation after after noon. Things were fun, especially for cross service relationships, as you could take advantage of differences between each services unique rules to get away with shit.
I remember fucking a girls tits who looked just like hers, who was as dumb as this girl looked."
"I mean, the dirty ass M249 also makes me want to put this specialist on the ground and push for a little while, because she needs to clean that weapon before she tends to mine..."