"Jocasta Resorts has become another trap for Kendra's feelings, for it is here that Gabe has contemplated proposing to his mother. Of course she said yes!"
"Little did Ashley know that her son had been aware of this place from the beginning. He'd figured it all out when he'd seen the sign on the Oedipus Inn that morning. The guy at check-in then told him he was very lucky to have such a sexy hot mom and wished him a hot night."
"Stewart's mom, Lily, has always been his muse, inspiring him to write such famous hits as “Motherfucking night,” “The three heavenly holes,” and “Don't tell dad.” Millions of fans may not have picked up on the subtle incestuous innuendos in his lyrics, but they were definitely picked up by Jocasta attendees when, at tonight's concert, during a performance of “Groupie MILF,” Lily took the stage wearing nothing but stockings and a pair of stilettos. Everyone in the audience started applauding when Lily gave the sloppiest head to Stuart as he sang the chorus “...Yesterday this missus drove me to school, now she's driving me crazy...”"
"It was a moment of truth. Amber opened the bathroom door and found her son sitting on his bed naked. Only a small towel had been thrown on in a hurry over his obviously large boner. She apparently interrupted his yet another jerk off, his third of the day. “Mom, what are you...” Jeremy exclaimed, but was interrupted when he realized that the only thing on his mother's sexy body was a beach towel ready to slip off her perfectly rounded tits. “Jeremy, baby, there's no need to hide your body from me anymore. I know that your big cock is hard and strong for me. I can always hear you calling me in the heat of your orgasm.” Amber took a step deeper into the hotel room. Jeremy stunned continued to sit motionless as his mother moved closer and closer. Her hand reached for the cloth hiding his wanting, throbbing cock.... “Jeremy, let this bedroom be a place where we don't hide our desires from each other.” One heartbeat and both towels were on the floor of a cozy hotel room. A hotel that was hidden from the eyes of ordinary god-fearing people, afraid of the love that mothers and sons share at Jocasta Resorts."
"But first you might want to stop by Temple Jocasta and offer a prayer for an incest baby if that's your desire. 95% of women who pray there end up leaving the resort pregnant. [Most say that's due to the non-stop fucking all over the resort, but the prayer couldn't hurt!]"