""Mommy, I think it's really great that you're finally dating again since Daddy left you for his younger secretary last year." "Aw, thanks honey." KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK "Um Mommy, your dates are here!" "Okay Steven, thanks. How do I look?" "Really nice Mommy, really nice!" "Aw, thanks honey." "Um Mommy, why do you have three dates, three enormous, like I mean huge black teen boys as your dates?" "Really? Oh c'mon Steven, three holes and three enormously hung black teen boys. Duh. Your little sister got them for me. Gotta go, love ya!" "Okay Mommy, have a good time. Wait, WHAT?! MOMMY, GET BACK HERE! FUCK!!!""