"That's what friends are for. So now I have to spread my legs and look into your eyes, and then you're going to kick my balls until tears roll down my cheeks. And when I fall from the pain, you help me up again."
"This is the best kind of relationship: Where the woman has the right to squeeze and torture your balls at all times, even in front of other people. Really lets you feel that your balls truly belong to her."
"It would be an honour to be the go-to ballbusting toy for a busty babe like her. I am willing to give her what her boyfriend won't. And if she really wants to, she can pop them too."