"I so connect when unobtainable women look back at me like this. There is that undeniable mutual understanding and feeling of acknowledgement that says: Aww look at you sitting there wishing and dreaming"
"I still remember how fast I pre-jack came in less than ten seconds the very first time I saw Hungarian super hottie Britney when she was active... One of those 'oh no, please I need more time... I just can't ....I.. errrggiiiighhhgg. (I hope I am not 'oversharing' here but at least it really is the honest truth) So desperate I know but I just didn't have a chance at all. I still worship adore Goddess Britney so much. Old Simp love adoration crushes never die."