"Twice a year at the Carlen Hotel here in Miami, a very private female only celebrity people auction (FOCPA) is held to generate monies for local charities and women's shelters in the greater Miami area. 8-10 famous females either volunteer or are approached to be auctioned off and last night Ivanka Trump was one of the last celebrity women up on the stage. Lauren Boebert, Nancy Pelosi, Meghan Markle and a mystery bidder were the last three still bidding on the ridiculously hot blonde when the bidding rose to 65,000.00. The mystery bidder upped her offer to 69,696.96 and won the stunned 44 year old. After having a few pictures taken for the media, Ivanka was then led by three of the hotel security to the private elevators. Arriving on the top Presidential suite, the door opened and Melania Trump was the winning mystery bidder! After smoking some amazing Moroccan weed and drinking several bottles of some vintage French champagne, Melania took her little fantasy fucktoy stoned prize to the master bedroom where she fully made out with her while mauling her amazing 36d tits, licked, fingered and ate her blonde trimmed pussy to multiple orgasms, sat on her face drenching her, like fully soaking her face and tits because she squirts when she cums, filled her mouth and stomach with her pussy juices, 69, then fucked her senseless with her super thick black 12" strap-on dildo in both her holes over and over and over while filming it all for future uses."
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Steven honey, can you do me a small favor, please? Sure Gramma, anything. What's up? Well, this drink lacks flavor. Oh. So be a dear and take out your cock and jerk it really hard, like really really pound it and drop several cum loads in it, like fully fill it, okay honey, please? REALLY?! Naw Steven, I'm just messing with you." WHAT?! FUCK GRAMMA!"