""Hello?" (Burping cum) "Dee, where the hell are you?! Every one is here waiting to celebrate your 48th birthday!" "What, calm down honey. I clearly texted you what I was doing honey." (Burping cum) "What? I know you did and you said you would be back by 6 and it's almost 7 for gods sake!" "No honey, I didn't text you that I was going to be back at 6. I clearly texted that I was going to be blacked by 6 and I've only been blacked by 4 so far. I'm on my way to get blacked by 2 more enormously hung black Daddy's I met last Saturday when we were at the beach. Read the text again honey." (Burping cum) "WHAT?! Oh my god!" "I know, right! That's what I kept on saying over and over and over while at Mr. Duncan's place. I'll text when I'm on my way. Happy birthday to me!" (Burping cum)"