""Um Abi, I've never made out with another girl before. I don't think I..." "Shh, I have." "YOU HAVE?!" "Yup." "WOW! Um, with who?" "Well, Riley, Hailey, Miranda, Mrs. Duncan, Zoe and Chloe, our Math teacher, Peyton, the Minister's wife, Katie, the twins, Nikki, Melania, your Mom, Ivanka, Mrs. Middleton, Lauren..."Wait, my MOM?!" "Yup." "Oh my god Abi! When, where?!" "At your place during sleepovers. I'd wait until you were fully asleep and then I would go down to your basement and then go down on your Mommy, over and over and over. It was her who got me hooked up on pussy." "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!" "Yup. And that's exactly where I'm going to send you Jayden, straight to heaven with my five inch turbo tongue baby.""
"Dear God, I know I haven't been to Church in awhile, okay never, but if you send this ridiculously hot and busty fucktoy, um I mean this really really nice and sweet girl over to my place to watch the game tonight, I promise that I'll cum, um I mean come to Church this Sunday. Thanks! Steve. P.S. I'll even bring her too..."