"Always offer to share your girlfriend. Just like golfing or watching a movie or going to a football game, it's always better with a buddy or two."
"If she is lubing that vibrator with spit before fucking herself, she is a naughty girl. If she is cleaning the vibrator AFTER fucking herself she is a slut. If she is cleaning the vibrator after fucking her girlfriends asshole, she is a despicable whore."
"If the left girl sucked my left nut, the middle girl swallowed my cock, and the right girl sucked my right nut and started spanking her own ass, I would literally cum in 30 seconds."
"I want to one on the right to be encouraging and nice things as I stroke, while the one on the left is mean and tells me she hates me as she kicks my balls with her bare feet."