"I would love to go on a date with her......to a very exclusive restaurant. I'd love to see her climb on the table and shit on our food......and see the reaction of all the other patrons and staff."
"Ohhhhh........FUCK!!!!!! Please, just let me take hold of it between my finger and thumb, and pull it out of her. I'd keep it in a Tupperware container in the fridge, and take it out and sniff it whenever I wanted to get my cock hard."