"You're a little anal slut in real life, if you're the one squirting, I can forgive the rest. I would fuck your ass and mouth every day, from behind so I don't have to smell your whore breath. Your love handles make anal penetration easier, obviously, and your crooked mouth must be from getting fucked in your face... And you can give me a good blowjob with your big slutty feet, and then you can make me cum on your stomach. If you do all this for me, you can fart, growl and scream as much as you want. And I'll fuck that dry hole whenever I want, with my drooling cock all over you"