"His new mother-in-law started the bonding process during the Wedding Reception... and then his lovely bride insisted that she wanted her darling mother to be part of our honeymoon consummation activities also. My lovely wife is just marvelous in every way... but I never ever got tired of deeply fucking the other lady in our marriage..."
"Holy cow! On the off chance that her granddaughter was right about her boyfriend's thing for much older women... the 'no panties today' was the right call."