"I was walking home late one night and saw this lovely young lady and told her she wasn't safe walking home at night alone dressed like that and I offered to walk her home. When we got to her place she invited me in and said she would suck me off."
"When I was chatting to her on line, I thought she was a man dressed as a woman, so I was disappointed when I met her in the park, as she didn't have a nice big penis I could suck on."