"That black guy beat me up and stripped me naked in front of my wife, then took off her panties and tights and used them to tie me to my car's side mirror... now he's fucking her hard, making her howl with pleasure, and my cock is rock-hard and cumming without even being touched!"
"The black cock paradox: it wrecks your pussy while delivering otherworldly pleasure, but a thin white cock will never be able to give you that same satisfaction again!"