"Dear Steven, I can cheat too you know you jerk. I skipped school and went to your Daddy's garage and I've been licking, sucking, fucking and swallowing dozens and dozens of your yummy Daddy's cum loads. Your Daddy is hung like a horse, like eleven inches hung and his cum is delicious. Oh, and his little brother is NOT little. Alyssa. P.S. I'm meeting them and their friends tonight at 5 for a three-hole gangbang so go to the movie yourself."
"It's not enough to deny yourself orgasms, you MUST edge over and over EVERY day until you are nothing but a quivering mess of sexual frustration, your brain turned to mush, your body nothing but rape-meat for the most depraved old perverts....."