My flat mate bought me a 12 inch cock and balls soap
carving for Xmas and honestly it's the most tactile
present I ever got. My hands have never been so
clean!!
"Aw don,t feel sad or ashamed, I would Love to Suck you, swallow your Cum and then Fuck you with my 5-incher. We could go on and on together until we,re both full of each other,s cum"
"... as a sneaky little Vixen fox comes running along from behind and Bites-Tears Off my balls and penis, then turns around facing me lying there between the rails as she chews them up and hungrily swallows them ... then continues down the line ... yip, yip, yip ..."
Somebody help me out. I feel like maybe 10 years ago I saw a nature show and there was a giant plant somewhere in the world that ejaculated if you stimulated it's flower like giving a handjob. Tell me I haven't dreamt this...cos I need a new idea for holidays
One of my best girl friends likes to always hear my stories of big dicks. She is now single so for her birthday this week I booked a hotel and persuaded one of my studs to provide some private fun. When she saw him, fully excited her words were "Oh my God, well I would like to play with it if that's ok but I don't think I want him to try and fit it inside me". Crying with laughter!!!!