"Hi Brooke, c'mon in honey. Oh my gosh Mrs. Duncan, I am so so sorry that I'm late but cheer practice ran way way longer than usual! Not a problem honey, c'mon in sweetheart. Okay, thanks. Actually sweetie, there has been a small change of plans. Oh. Mr. Duncan decided to take little Stevie to the cabin all by himself. Oh. So you don't even need me to babysit anyone this weekend Mrs. Duncan? Actually honey, I still need you to babysit kiddo. Oh, okay. But like who am I going to babysit then? Well sweetie, it's ME that you are going to babysit this weekend honey. Oh. Wait, what do you even mean? Well, it's me that you are going to take to the park, play with me, me play with you, feed me, me feed you, dress me, undress me, dress you, undress you, give me a bath, take me to bed, read me stories and um whatnot. Oh. Okay. Wait, WHAT?! OH MY GOSH!!!"