"I found out just how pervy the old man next door is when he asked me if my wife ever dresses in school uniform for me, I said "yes why?" he asked if I slip it on when she's not there? I said no, but my blushing told the truth, next he's telling me to go round to his, bring the uniform and prepare myself for knicker inspection and strict discipline if I didn't meet his expectations, a bit of me wanted to tell him to fuck off, but instead "yes sir" came out of my mouth"