"Oh hi, Jason. You're home early....uh, this is Darnell our neighbor. I invited him over for a dip in the pool and well, things got out of hand. He said he really loves my big ass. I can tell he likes it from how hard he is....can you get us a couple of beers, sweetie?"
"Oh no, please Professor, I'm ovulating. This is my most fertile time of the month...oh don't cum inside me, I know I'm built to be bred with this big ass, big hips and big tits....oh no, I feel you cumming."