"Every Friday after a grueling week of classes at the ultra private East Lake School for Girls (ELSG), 3-4 of the students are handpicked to spend the weekend at the Birmingham Bible Camp (BBC) on East Lake. When they get there, the very large black counselors, called Daddy's, pick one and play with them, um I mean pray with them for an hour or so and then they switch girls. Jessica Biel, the Minister's super sweet teen daughter, just broke the all-time record of getting the most loads in all three holes, um I mean the most lessons from 37 cocks, um I mean counselors, shattering the previous record of 19 set by her Gramma way back in 1968. Her parents, grandparents, friends, teachers and classmates are all so proud."
"Nancy Pelosi's family, friends and fans still cannot understand to this day why she quietly travels alone to the Congo 5-6 times a year for 5 day jaunts and has been doing it for almost 70 years."