I love having the perfect ending to the perfect day. Picked up some top shelf of my 3rd favourite drug. Then out to a yummy lunch with my sexy, fat, ugly wife to show her off. Then picked up my 4th favourite drug. Straight after having it, my wife gave me my 2nd favourite drug, her hanging, floppy pussy. By the way, my wife doesn't take drugs. She never has and she never will. I spend a good 45 minutes eating her and her cum. So I think to myself that I want to put my little girly sissy cock in her to unload my cum in her. She loves to feel cum shooting in her pussy. As I begin fucking her, she reaches to behind her pillow and pulls out my number 1 drug of all time. The one drug that I take every day and have done for just about my whole life. The one drug that is much to hard for me to give up. I'm too addicted to it and my wife will never stop me from using it. She gives it to me and straight out I put it to my nose and inhail deep and hard. Instantly it hits the back of my throat and now I can taste it. So I stuff it into my mouth and suck on it really hard to get more of the taste in my mouth. My favourite drug ever and always will be. She handed me a pair of her dirty, filthy, discussting, sick smelling, pissy panties. But these panties aren't just normal pussy smelling. They are some of the strongest urine smell that my wife has created for quite some time. Then I remembered the other day. She came home from work and said that she had wet herself at work. Nothing unusual I said. And then she said, no, I really wet myself and had to work through it for the last 4 hours. I went looking for them the next morning, but couldn't find them. Then thought to myself that she probably washed them straight away. But she hasn't. She kept them for me and dried them for me. They have the double whammy. Smells very pissy in the front and very farty in the back with a faint poop mark, skid mark. I'm wearing them right now and all I can smell is strong stail urine smell. Couldn't ask for a better day xxxx

I'm not a religious person and I don't believe in God. I'm actually a Pagan and live my life accordingly. But if there really was a God and he was the creator of everything, then his all time greatest creation, in my opinion, is a penis, cock, dick, willy, whatever you wish to call it. A penis is the most beautiful thing ever. The way it grows hard, the way it ejectulates its seed at high speed is an amazing thing to experience. The shape and feel is perfection at its best. The way it feels in my hands and especially in my mouth is pure bliss. I love to, when I get the chance, worship every penis that is presented to me. It truly is the best thing that exists in the world. But once God had created everything, he left us to create things for ourselves. So I believe that the greatest creation that man has ever come up with is women's underwear, panties, knickers whatever you want to call them. Such pretty little things, they are. But I also believe that men look 100% better in panties than women will ever do. A penis wrapped in pretty pink lace is the most amazing thing to see. Panties are definitely the most perfect way to display a penis. I hope you like and agree with what I have written here xxxx

I love that yummy, delicious moment when you walk into a room and in full perfect view, my 26 year old, extremely pregnant, ssbbw stepdaughter is bent over in a very short mini skirt and black G-string, with her beautiful big hairless pussy lips bulging out the sides of her panties xx

I love doing poo poos. The erotic feeling of pleasure I receive when my poo passes through my bum hole is so beautiful, it gives me a little stiff dicky. I drink lots of coffee because caffeine stimulates the collon, which makes you want to poo. I love it. I poop a lot xx

I love when I'm filling out a job application form and I come across a question that asks, where do I see myself in 5 years ?. I want to write, on my knees sucking the bosses cock xx