""Steven honey, is your girlfriend and the cheer team still coming over for a pool party and BBQ?" "Yeah Mom, you clearly said they should." "Right. What time again?" "The team bus is dropping them off at 6. So about 30 minutes from now." "Perfect. And they're all coming, right? Even the those really cute twin sisters?" "Yeah Mom, you clearly said the entire cheer team but no coaches, just the players, all 19 of them." Right. Good. Um honey, I need you to do me a small favor." "Sure Mom, anything, what's up?" "Well, my sister is coming to visit today but her car broke down." "Oh." "So, can you go and pick her up, please?" "WHAT?! NOW?! Mom, she lives like 3 hours away!" "Yeah, I know honey but she promised you a little treat on the way here." "Damn. Wait, what kind of treat?" "You'll see. Now scoot. Drive safe and I'll keep the little hotties occupied, fucked, um I mean fed and whatnot. Drive safe.""